The state of our nation is bleak enough without ducklings needlessly perishing in our waters. Thankfully, the city of Indianapolis agrees, and has implemented measures to safeguard the wee paddling fluff bundles that frequent its downtown canal. Its solution: tiny floating rafts.
I was reading another piece about 2015 Fant4stic today and a thought hit me as I replied to someone’s comment: What if, instead of moaning about not having the rights to the Fantastic Four, Marvel Studios just went ahead and made what they thought an FF movie should be, using characters they had the rights to? I’ve…
I may go to hell for this, but I have to get it out of my brain.
Feeling blown about about the fact I just heard “fish burps” on a commercial, and it was meant seriously and non ironically.